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Hey there everyone! How are you all? I'm doing alright. No photos today, I need new batteries for my digital camera. I swiped this meme from haraamis, it really is a lot of fun. Give me (at least) two characters from different fandoms that you know I'm familiar with and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.
I took out the sex option because short sex scenes between crossover characters just won't work for me. Here are (edit:) four examples... This was requested by suzaku18: Eduard (Meine Liebe) and Cagalli (Gundam SEED) "What was that?! What the hell did you call me?!" Cagalli demanded of the redhead in front of her. "Um...cute? I meant it as a compliment," Eduard replied while rubbing the back of his head. "Never under any circumstances call me cute if you wish to live to see another day." "Okay then, Princess." "Never call me that either." "So, you want me to call you "young man"?" Cagalli was fuming at that. She stormed off, resisting giving him the finger in response. "Hey come on, I was only joking!" Eduard called as he ran after her. And this one was requested by xcerpted: Kuroudo (Crush Gear Turbo) and Sanzo (Saiyuki)
"You can't be the legendary Genjo Sanzo," Kuroudo commented after learning the monk's name. "And what the hell makes you say that?" Sanzo asked calmly. "You smoke, you drink alcohol, you curse up a storm, you are not benevolent and you are blonde. Therefore, you cannot be the real, legendary Genjo Sanzo." Kuroudo crossed his arms. "The real Genjo Sanzo was benevolent, never cursed, never partook of forbidden practices." "Smartass. I am Genjo Sanzo." "You can't be. I have done my research about the Sanzo-ikkou." "Then your research is faulty." "Look, just because I made one mistake in thinking Lan was a man because she's in Chinese opera doesn't mean I'm wrong here." Sanzo grabbed his harisen and went to strike the teenager on the head with it. "I. AM. GENJO. SANZO!!!" (edit) And now a request from shiroi_ume: Minagawa (Cafe Kichijouji de) and Lina (Slayers)
"Aw...I'm so hungry, my stomach is caving in," Lina grumbled as she rubbed her hand over her stomach to shut it up. "Here we go, Miss. This specialty was created just for you," Minagawa stated as he placed the plate in front of her. "This looks great! Down the hatch~!" Lina grabbed her utensils and instantly went to dig into the food. However, it shifted. "Huh?" She tried again. "What?" And again. "What the hell?!" She turned to the young man who'd served her. "You said this was created just for me, so why is it running from me?!" Minagawa chuckled in amusement as Lina tried again and again to catch the food that was running from her. "It is created just for you. My moving apple pies not only taste good, they give you a great workout in trying to catch them." Lina growled. "Fire...BALL!!!" She threw a fireball at the apple pie and hit it dead on. "Now I can eat it!" On second glance, she changed her mind. "Aww...it's all burnt..." She started to mourn the loss of the food. Minagawa was still chuckling when the scream filled the air causing Lina to jump. "My goodness, I told them to treat the screaming batter gently..." he sighed. "Moving apple pies...screaming batter...even Xellos cooks less scary things..." Lina mumbled as she begrudgingly ate the charred remains of the apple pie. (edit) Here's a recent request from pearlchasm: Orpherus (Meine Liebe) and Sanzo (Saiyuki) "Those people are in need of help! Aren't you going to do something?" Orpherus demanded of the blonde in front of him. Sanzo just stuck his little finger in his ear, not appearing to care in the least. "You are a Sanzo priest, right? I heard from Naoji that Sanzo priests are supposed to be merciful and help those in need!" "It's not my problem, I don't see why I should have to deal with this shit over and over again." "It is your problem, those people are asking for your help! They are pleading for you to save their lives, but instead you claim it's not your problem?!" "It's not my problem. I don't even know those people." "You should just help them because they are living, breathing human beings!" "No, those are not humans." "What?!" Orpherus was definitely losing his cool. This was worse than his debates with Ludwig. "They are youkai. End of story." Sanzo walked off leaving a fuming blonde muttering curses under his breath. "I take it back, Ludwig is not the only person who can make me feel so enraged..." Orpherus growled as he set about helping the youkai in trouble. Feel free to request as many as you like. These are my main fave anime fandoms these days... Pokemon
Yu-Gi-Oh! (if you request, please use dub name)
Crush Gear Turbo
Beyblade
One Piece
Fruits Basket
Slayers
Saiyuki
Gundam SEED/Destiny (main characters only, sorry...I can't write for Orga and his group or for Djibril. Kira's group, Yzak and Dearka, Shinn's group, I can write for them)
Weiss Kreuz
Harukanaru Toki no Naka de
Gakuen Heaven
Meine Liebe
Sukisho
Gravitation
InuYasha (I only know the main characters, sorry...)
Night Head Genesis
Get Backers
Cafe Kichijouji de Like I said, request as many as you'd like...that means xcerpted and suzaku18 are free to make more requests too! I'll end this entry with a picture...I'm in a Hamu-Hamu Heaven mood, so here is an image of the cast of Gakuen Heaven as chibi hamsters.  Okay, in this pic we have Tonosama the cat, Matsuoka Jin, Iwai Takuto, Umino Satoshi, Shinomiya Kouji, Nakajima Hideaki, Niwa Tetsuya, Ito Keita, Endo Kazuki, Saionji Kaoru, Shichijo Omi, Taki Shunsuke, Naruse Yukihiko and the Ozawa twins Kakeru and Wataru. Tags: cafe kichijouji de, fic, gundam seed, meine liebe, meme, saiyuki crush gear turbo, slayers
I am in...: Kitchen table with my laptop in front of me
Feeling...:  Crossovers are fun!!
Listening to...: School Boys is playing in my head endlessly...
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That was a very interesting choice. Anyway, here's the response, I hope it's to your liking...
Tetsuya sighed as he sat down at a desk piled with paperwork. "I hate paperwork...damn Hide..." But, he wasn't the only one seated there. "You have to do this too, huh?"
Tomomasa looked up at the teenager. "Yeah, I suppose I do."
"You suppose?"
"Nobody really forced me into this like your friend forced you."
"Hide didn't force me!"
"Oh? Then how did he get you to come here and fill this out? I heard you hate paperwork with a passion. Did he promise you something like Takamichi promised me?"
"That depends...what did he promise you?"
"Oh, you do know that curiosity killed the cat, right?"
"Don't mention cats to me..." Tetsuya sighed begrudgingly. "You never told me what your friend promised you?"
"Something very enjoyable, but only because it's from him," Tomomasa stated, tapping his jawline with his fan.
"Oh. Lucky you."
"What did your friend promise you?"
"He didn't promise me anything."
"He forced you."
"He did not force me!"
"He forced you."
Tetsuya growled before huffing and getting to work on the paperwork. He'd show Tomomasa he didn't need to be forced into it.
He smirked in satisfaction, yet another teenager he was able to tease into a fit of rage.
(Mondai nai. I'm patient.)
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| From: btamamura |
Date: April 14th, 2008 11:23 am (UTC) |
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Re: Neechaaaan!!!
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Imouto-chan~! *glomp* I missed you!!
Wow, that is quite a coincidence...I just can't get enough of Hamu-Hamu Heaven lately...
I wrote both out for you, like I said, you can request more than one combination. First, Yasuaki and Saki
Saki was shocked to find she couldn't detect much of a signal or aura emanating from the young man in front of her. "I do not detect anything from you," she stated in a monotone voice.
Yasuaki blinked. "Detect anything?" he asked in his own monotone voice.
She nodded. "Though I am picking up a very strong floral fragance."
"Is that so?"
Another nod. "I know it is not because you sprayed something on yourself to give yourself that fragrance. It's too natural."
Another blink. This girl was quite intriguing.
"I also sense a void in you that needs to be filled. But, when I saw you with your friend, I could sense the void was filling."
Yasuaki's eyes widened slightly in surprise. "You can detect love?"
"Love? Oh, I thought it was because you were having lunch and your stomach was filled."
"..."
"..."
"..." He turned to leave.
"Would you like to join me for lunch? I am feeling hungry myself."
"Mondai nai." Yasuaki turned to face her again. "I thought I was detecting something from you just now."
"What do you mean?"
"A void that needs to be filled."
And now Eisen and Ban
Eisen walked alongside Ban as they went in search of something he wanted the Get Backers to track down and return to him. Ginji and Yasuaki were elsewhere. "You know, people have requested some very strange things they want us to get back. One requested his memories. But, this really takes the cake..."
"What do you mean "takes the cake"? There are no cakes involved."
Ban sighed and scratched the back of his head. "That's not quite what I meant."
"What did you mean?"
"I meant that your request is the strangest of them all."
"But, it is as I said, there are no cakes involved."
Ban sighed again before lighting a cigarette. "Never mind, let's just keep looking."
(I didn't mean to make Eisen seem stupid, but I'm sure he'd be out of the loop on sayings we use in the modern times)
I hope those two were alright.
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| From: btamamura |
Date: April 14th, 2008 02:49 pm (UTC) |
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Re: Hee hee hee...
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I am so glad you found them amusing.
Ridvan and Kakashi? Uh-oh...I'm not to in-tune with Naruto, so this will be quite short and maybe OOC I'm afraid... But here's my attempt...
Ridvan sheathed his sword and went to sit down beside the masked man reading a book. "Is that to aid your training?"
"Aid my training? Oh yeah, sure."
Ridvan then saw the title. "You train children to become masterful ninjas, correct? Do you teach them what's in that book?"
Kakashi seemed to be smiling judging by the way his eyes crinkled. He turned to the other masked master. "No, it's just for a break. You should have one too, Rid-sensei." He handed the book to Ridvan. "Just have a look, it won't bite."
With a resigned sigh, Ridvan did start to read.
Best I could do with the lack of info on Kakashi. I know he trains Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura, his face if hidden by a mask often like Ridvan's is, although one eye is also hidden, and that he reads a book called Icha Icha Paradise(?). I do hope that was alright...
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Hai~! I've written it for you! I hope this is satisfactory? I'm a bit off today (Mothers' Day does that to me...)
Goku blinked as he watched InuYasha get on all fours and sniff the ground, very similar to... "Hey, are you a dog or something?"
"Shut up, I'm concentrating here!" InuYasha replied harshly.
"I was just asking, you don't have to bite my head off. But, the way you're down on all fours and sniffing the ground, it just seems like something a dog would do."
"What about you? You were climbing that tree like a monkey earlier, your only intent was to reach the banana."
"Don't call me a monkey!"
"Then quit calling me a dog!" Even if it was true that he was half a dog demon, he still didn't like being compared to a dog, mainly because it reminded him of the insults Koga would always dish out. 'That cocky bastard, and he thinks he can get away with trying to flirt with Kagome!'
"Hey, InuYasha?"
"What?"
"Don't feel bad about being a dog. I have a friend who is a cockroach."
InuYasha sat up. "Does he have the antennae too?"
"He keeps denying they are his antennae."
InuYasha suddenly started to smirk as the mental image filled his mind.
"Just don't eat him when we meet up with the others later."
"What?"
"Don't dogs sometimes eat cockroaches?"
InuYasha growled at the other demon.
There we go! Hope you liked it!
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